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I'm John and I enjoy writing, playing music, photography, videography, learning about new things and arguing with people. I will delivar OC.

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Round and round in circles like brain dead bugs, 

Fall down and break your fucking wrists

Just act like you meant it and let out a shrug

You almost had me there, but I think I’m over thinking it.

Just be quiet when you see her, she’ll do the same

With my foot in my mouth and my eyes on the clock

We act like 2 different people under the same stupid name

I feel mad when Im silent, and confused when I talk

I found my brothers old videos!! It’s so weird because they remind me of some of the things I want to try with VIDEOTAPE. his stuff is much more experimental then mine has been so far. by a long shot. So far the first 3 episodes have been sort of me slowly getting used to video editing and events in my life. However, I want to start doing more experimental shit. I want to sort of make the series have more continuity, and make people feel more emotions. I’ve done giggles and “Oh look, pretty” for 3 months in a row now. This month it’s getting creepy. This month it’s getting dark. This month I’m gonna try to start adding more obvious and diverse themes and content into the videos. 

The way I see it, when it’s all done the whole 12 videos will be like an album, and you watch all of them in one sitting, so not only do you get to see my development as a person and as an editor and film maker, but you also get to maybe reflect the ideas and my whole year of learning off of yourself. 

explore, fun, and new  were the first part of this playlist/album, they’re gonna be to get you used to themselves, they will be their own continuity, and then BAM this comes out of nowhere and suprises you, then it gets super experimental. I do want to continue documenting my life in the same way as episodes 1-3 though, and that will continue, I’m just showing you all different sides of my life and my thoughts. It’s supposed to feel like a completely differnet person by the end of the album, because that’s what’s going to happen.

So I guess I do get my intelligence from my father’s side of the family :P

I wake up in an automobile swimming over a stream of concrete
In submission to the propitious benevolent afternoon sun.
The air tastes calm and assured. 

 The road lured us through the forest of cages and towers. 
The buildings made me scared, as did their prisoners.
Suddenly the car stops and gravity pulls me into an abyss
The vertigo drops me in the future,  if there is such a thing.

I don’t know if it’s worth doing if it’s not a chance. Let out fear and hatred, be light and careless like sugarfree gum, then let them back in. Don’t leave anything left unsaid. Don’t hide behind borrowed time. You almost had me there, but I think I’m over thinking it.

It’s just a ride. Maybe I should stop over thinking things. 
Instead of worrying about the cars and the ride, maybe I should try to grow some wings.


My highest of highs and lowest of lows are still near ground level, or so I suspect.
Wings won’t change a thing. 

It’s all pointless fucking drivel. Pointless drivel. Pointless.
You’re all going to die anyway.
And you will die scared like everybody else.

We are all liars.
and we are all going to die.
We are all going to die.
We are all going to die.
We are all going to die.

We are all going to die alone.
We are all going to die scared.
And we will deserve it.

And I will deserve it.

But the question still remains:
Who do I want to pretend to be.
And will that person ever be me? 

“More people write poetry then read poetry” ~ George Carlin.

But now I just need to write 95% of the material. 
I want my comedy to draw from things that I love, at least a little bit, because the thing is most comedy is self-deprecating or criticizing the world and society. I want it to draw from multiple places, I want it to represent what I see as a struggle between love and fear, kindness and anger, etc. I also want it to be a statement about how each of us perceive our own ego. I want to main theme of the show (in addition to my politics, jokes, satire etc.) to be how we think about ourselves, why we think that way and how we think about others. 

The mind, the ego, the persona and the emotional turmoil that goes along with knowing how ridiculous you are.

I’m not going to put out the outline I just wrote for the character, since I have yet to write most of the material, but I do think it’s a decent idea. 

mynameisboburnham:

recognize those numbers? it’s pi! and i’m lonely!

Do you think that you can change your sexual orientation? Does it come naturally? I ‘m so confused about myself, but i think being unsure about it means i’m not gay. Does that make sense? Anyways, i just wanted some advice :)
 Anonymous

Sexual orientation is what you are attracted to. It isn’t what you fuck, shake hands with, or even make a family with. Sexual orientation is like food. Food is great but there are so many different kinds it’s hard to choose a favorite, but you have one. There are even people that refuse to eat, touch, smell certain types of food. 

What I find interesting is that humans automatically assume that your sexual orientation explains everything about you. When in reality, it explains NOTHING about you. There is nothing about sexual orientation that can predict a persons behavior. Everything surrounding sexual orientation is assumption. 

With that said, the current behavior displayed by politicians, church leaders, scientists, teachers, parents and every day human beings tells me that we are uneducated on the subject. 

We think we’re advanced because we have the internet. We think we know all there is to know because we can scan the brain, save lives with transplants, inject women with eight fetuses, destroy countries with a press of a button or travel into space. We’re so behind it’s sad. 

We need to take a moment and re-evaluate ourselves. 

We mourn the loss of life when teens commit suicide over their sexual orienation. Yet, no one wants to take responsibility for it. We are all responsible when a child takes their own life. We failed those kids. 

Now, with President Obama speaking his mind on gay marriage we’ll hopefully see some shift in a good direction. 

As you can see there is no simple answer to this. We’re all searching for an answer. And I’m afraid while we search for them innocent people will have their lives destroyed. 

baaaabydoll:

the first girl can go fuck herself.

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and other then that, leaving everything else I’ve ever written behind. I don’t think it’s good. It reflects my feelings at the time, and I believe that my stance on many of the issues is similar / the same, but objectively speaking it was just me trying to be cute and rhyme words. None of it was really that good.

people # was a good experiment on me writing poetry though, it was actually about stuff that i planned out. My other 10 or so poems were all about feelings I was having a specific day, more or less. I don’t want something like that to seem “special” in my eyes, because they aren’t.

I’m gonna try to work really hard on writing jokes and routines and funny songs now. I’m completely re-doing the beat and most of the verses and the chorus for “Stupid Shit I Notice” (probably re-titling it too).

I’ll be inactive on here with the writing for a long time (I know I have been), but I think that when I post shit on here the way I have been, it’s not healthy for my writing, that combined with my lack of time and motivation recently, is certainly why there hasn’t been ANYTHING new on here besides VIDEOTAPE.

THis blog will most likely now be for videos I make/am in, announcements and reactions to news or whatever. my other blog, http://www.truckerjohnpersonal.tumblr.com is still there for reblogs, .gifs, porn, random bloggy blogs, and other stuff, I update that more often.
 

so since when the fuck did everybody have to be so offended all the time.

“Racist jokes aren’t funny”
“Sexist jokes aren’t funny”
“Rape jokes aren’t funny”
“Drug jokes aren’t funny”
“‘ableist (LOL) jokes aren’t funny”
“Politics jokes are not funny”
“When did the chicken cross the road jokes aren’t funny cause I had a chicken and it died once”

Seriously, please shut the fuck up.

“Bad words are offensive”
“OMG I know somebody like that, that’s terrible!”
“OMG My Mom is like that,how DARE you?!”

no seriously, shut the fuck up.
My rule is that it should be more funny than plain out rude and offensive. You CAN tell a disabled person joke to a cripple and have him laugh. you CAN tell black jokes to black people and have the black people laugh. The next time I hear somebody tell me to not say something because “I’m offended” I’m just going to laugh at them and tell them to come up with a better reason.

I don’t advocate bullying at all, but what’s with all this entitled shit going around that just because YOU don’t like something that other people should never be able to say it.

ESPECIALLY with these “ists.” For example, the fucking radical feminists don’t think rape jokes are funny. Fuck them, rape jokes can be hilarious. RAPE is not funny, RAPE is terrible. Rape JOKES are funny because they are JOKES. If you can’t laugh at the serious stuff there’s no damn way you’ll get through life. Fuckin’ hell, stop taking everything so seriously. 

If I got offended and felt the need to say it whenever a friend made a fat joke, or called me gay, or made a joke about something stupid I did, I’d have ZERO friends, for being so stuck up. Just because your struggles are more popular doesn’t mean we can’t joke about them.

I’ll quote George Carlin.
“Rape’s not funny, OF COURSE rape is fucking funny. I’ll prove it to ya! Picture Elmer Fudd…….    raping Porky Pig”

And of course, it’s only offensive when it’s about YOUR little group of people.

You NEVER see somebody getting offended for some other group of people, and when you do it’s because their filthy guilty ass pathetic stuck up liberals, or they’re job depends on them being offended. Stop being offended, recognize attempts at humor, and realize that 9 times out of 10, jokes are not made to OFFEND you, they are made to make you THINK or to make you LAUGH. If jokes were MALICIOUS, they wouldn’t be funny to hardly anybody. 

Not even kidding, just because you don’t think something is funny doesn’t mean it’s designed to offend you, so please fucking stop being a whiny little loser. 

But also a lot of school work to counter balance it, unfortunately :/

Good thing though… some of the things I want to make for my own channel and blog can be submitted to school things!! :D

Literary Magazine, I’m going to write a poem about something. Nothing too deep or conceptual (fuck I feel like a piece of shit saying those words. fuck my ass), but perhaps something political? That doesn’t really belong in the school literary works magazine… hmmm I’ll think of something to write about. 

Video production: I love making videos in that class because I always get to make something funny and then I can upload it to my channel! But this next one I’m making an exclusive extended cut for my channel, and it’ll be about “How to be Deep and Intellectual” as a satire of what i feel about myself sometimes, and also other filthy pseudo intellectuals.

Health: I’m writing a song about STDs with my friend, Faruk. We will be making a music video, so maybe I can upload that to my channel if it’s good enough!


SO: with all that in mind, my ideas are:

1   “STD” song

2  A poem video, where I recite one of my 15 or so poems I have on this blog. I might finally make a video series for the whole People # series I wrote. (this would be a big project so don’t expect it too soon)

3  “Minecraft: Killing the Dragon” (we’re killing the dragon soon on the server I’m on! Funny videos ferdayz)

4  “How to be deep”

5   Bo Burnham song cover (perhaps, “Love is,” ‘Words Words Words,” or “Oh My God”)

6   North Carolina Bans Love (rant)

I’m also still occasionally working on writing some essays, poems and funny little blurbs, so maybe you guys can see that soon. I’m at the stage where I’m focused more on editing my old stuff while it’s still at least a little relevant to me before I go into the next stage of my writing. (I haven’t written anything new, other then finishing People# in like 2 months, derp).

I’m finding ways to manage my school work, such as… choosing to fail certain classes I don’t like. like French3, who gives a fuck? Not me. Not at all. Letting certain classes, and my GPA go should be better. it’s necessary to keep me sane, and to let me find out what my real interests are. Like how i actually love math now and all that. 

So there. Posty post. That’s what i’m working on. Also preparing for my lucrative career in pornography, since when i learn how to play more songs on piano I’ll be covered in bitches. Except not really. 
 

So I haven’t been keeping up with the news lately, so im probably kind of late on this. But I’ll keep this brief. North Carolina politicians who voted this through, please, just holy god fucking throw yourselves into fires you stupid fucking moronic, turkeyneck, racist, ignorant inbred crackers.

not even kidding. If all of the politicians who voted YES on BANNING LOVE WE DONT LIKE died in some kind of fire, or something, the world would be abetter place, so please feel free to hang yourselves from the nearest tree, or jump into the freeway.

RELATED ARTICLE:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/02/north-carolina-gay-marriage-amendment-1_n_1470956.html

Not even mad. 
Teaching you how to think, how to apply rules and concepts into real life application (physics, and then the obvious measurements and shit), how to apply concepts and thought to OTHER thoughts, (ObviouslyJesus’ theory of Life as Recursion was greatly aided by mathematics for programming language and also other common math, like the Fibinachi Sequence)

It also helps to open your mind to the reality that what people see and hear and taste, and even what they think about, is not the one true answer, or even reality. There’s so much that we’re missing, so much more that there could be, but that we just don’t have the tools to find.

Most of all though, math teaches you how to apply your brain power and teaches you, more or less, how to think in different ways, and in logical ways.

I really do love the class now. get on my level. smoke meth. sub to me on YouTube and get me YouTube Monaaaayyyy

(Not even mad with the pseudo-intellectual posts. Not even mad. just stay away from my butthole, you pieces of grass).

I just think it’s interesting to see how people act on their beliefs, you know what I mean? ‘Cause your beliefs, they’re just that, they’re nothin’, there’s how you were taught, and raised. That doesn’t make ‘em real. That’s why I always recommend a psychedelic experience, ‘cause it does make you realize that everything you learned is in fact just learned, and not necessarily true.

 - Bill Hicks, Rant in E-minor

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